LinkedIn Is Dead

T-shirt + curriculum vitae (resume for you American folks).For when "Open to Work" isn't working.

Paste your profile. We write something witty. You wear it. Because the algorithm doesn't care about you, but the guy behind you in line might.

"I got hired wearing my [CV] resume to brunch." — Someone, probably.

• Make my T-CV

LinkedIn influencers and their ice baths can't hurt you here.Strictly no refunds.